Male!Pearl

Pearl: How do you know Wilma Dewey?

Nora: I'm gonna be her in a play! But she's so boring! She's perfect and never makes mistakes.

Pearl: (sigh) Wish I could say the same for myself.

Nora: Yeah, but nobody's like that! Everybody get's stuff wrong, and then you have to keep going. And it's hard, which is great when you never stop trying.

Peal: (smiles) When did you get so smart?

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Pearl: (reading) Hmm... this isn't just boring, it's historically inaccurate! Who wrote this?

Nora: Mayor Dewey.

Pearl: Ha! She wasn't there! But I was.

Nora: You were there? So, what really happened?

Pearl: Well, for starters, "blindingly beautiful" seems rather generous... (starts writing)